November really is the best month to be born. Why you may ask?

It’s cold.

That is not usually a reason to celebrate, but coldness also means that there are no mosquitos..

Those last emojis symbolize the death of all Mosquitos and nature’s birthday present to me and everyone else born in November.

A present specifically for those living in the gloom of the cold and the death of gardens and sun bathing.

So long mosquitos. I’ll be eating cake and raising a glass of cold milk to your frozen little bodies.

Happy birthday to me and all my November peeps